terrible Christmas cracker jokes.

15 terrible Christmas cracker jokes.

terrible Christmas cracker jokes.15 terrible Christmas cracker jokes.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, and don’t you just love sharing those terrible Christmas cracker jokes across the table with your family and friends. So to get you in the spirit of Christmas, just a tad earlier than the official day, we are sharing with you our top 15 terrible Christmas cracker jokes.

1.What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
2. What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas lunch? Twerky!
3. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker.
4. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps
5. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws
6. What did Santa say to the smoker?Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!
7. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!
8. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!
9. What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet? Mistle-toad!
10. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered!
11. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!
12. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
13. Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley!
14. How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? There’s “no EL”!
15. Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!

If you have some terrible Christmas cracker jokes you want to add to the list, leave us a comment below our whole community can enjoy them!

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